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"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The Fast Lane.

"Eat me"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"It's called being preemptive."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

5 Second Rule!