Speedy Adventurer Gifts

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

The Fast Lane.

"Eat me"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

"And that's why you go on safari."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

5 Second Rule!

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."