Safari Adventurer Gifts

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'You looking for me?'

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

'Sorry guys, it's just procedure. We need a family member to identify the body, while it's still recognizable.'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

"Can I get you something to eat?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

'How many times do I have to tell you?... Let the lions eat first!'

'This is the last time I sign up for your economy elephant hunt!'

"Harry, we need you to throw out the car keys."

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

Giraffe fishing.

He couldn't put his finger on it but there was something about the animals in the new safari park that made Walt suspicious.

Butterflies entering a Butterly collectors bar - "...stay calm, act natural, just try to blend in."

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Trust me... fat lions never attack.'

"Look, a bug!"

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'You know, a nice Shiraz would hit the spot with this!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Hunter Preserve

'Yeah, yeah, I used to be a big game hunter - who wants to know?'

'White meat or dark?'

'Cheetah?... Boy?... Simba?... Jane?....'

'This is almost too unfair!'

Zebra crossing

Giraffe

'No, it's not hot off the grill... we're having zebra that's been sitting out in the sun.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Cukoo!'