Safari Traveler Gifts

"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Thug life on safari.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Elephant ass selfie.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Wild Cow.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.