Safari Adventurers Gifts

"No, we're not there yet! Can't you see we're being delayed?!"

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'White meat or dark?'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Whiplash..."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."