Safari Adventurers Mugs

"No, we're not there yet! Can't you see we're being delayed?!"

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"And that's why you go on safari."

Neurotics in the tropics

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Whiplash..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'