Safari Enthusiast Gifts

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Lawyer-Country Safari

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'

"Looks to be some kind of menu."

"Now I can talk on the phone and trample people to death at the same time."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'Are they friendly?'

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

'Come on, come on!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"I have such bad luck. What could be worse than being born without a trunk?"

Ethical Hunting.

"I don't like the way that Rhino's preparing to charge."

'Anybody bring some catsup?'

The interview seemed to be going well until Gordon's sixth sense kicked in.

'It's the very devil, being shortsighted - I thought it was someone I knew!'

Monkeys giving injured jungle man mouth to mouth via an ambulance elephant

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

'Nice shot.'

'Best retriever I've ever had!'

Veterinarians without borders.

Final selfie

"What do yo mean you're tired of zebra? Some cubs in America never have zebra."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

Kenia Safari.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Yeah, the highway's about a mile that way."

Please Do Not Feed The Animals/Please Do Not Eat The People

Couples Riding an Elephant