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"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Lawyer-Country Safari

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

"Looks to be some kind of menu."

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'

"Now I can talk on the phone and trample people to death at the same time."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

'Are they friendly?'

'Come on, come on!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"I have such bad luck. What could be worse than being born without a trunk?"

'Best retriever I've ever had!'

Ethical Hunting.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

Monkeys giving injured jungle man mouth to mouth via an ambulance elephant

'Anybody bring some catsup?'

'It's the very devil, being shortsighted - I thought it was someone I knew!'

"What do yo mean you're tired of zebra? Some cubs in America never have zebra."

The interview seemed to be going well until Gordon's sixth sense kicked in.

"I don't like the way that Rhino's preparing to charge."

'Nice shot.'

Veterinarians without borders.

Final selfie

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Couples Riding an Elephant

"Just because I have thick skin doesn't mean I'm not sensitive."

"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"