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Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

5 Second Rule!

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."