Safari Expert T-Shirts

'Wooo-sorry, everyone-for a minute there I thought I was back...well, nevermind.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Giraffe Portrait

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Elephant ass selfie.

Thug life on safari.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"