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'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

'No kidding! I was in that David Attenborough documentary too...'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Don't feel too bad... I'm sure we're not the only ones who can't spell either of us."

'I've seen a zebra. Whose turn is it to carry the condiments tray?'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"He's going on instinct alone. Surely we can outsmart him."

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."