Safari Storyteller Pillows

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Don't feel too bad... I'm sure we're not the only ones who can't spell either of us."

'I've seen a zebra. Whose turn is it to carry the condiments tray?'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"He's going on instinct alone. Surely we can outsmart him."

Vlad the Impala

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'White meat or dark?'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'