Jungle Storyteller Pillows

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Snowman of the Apes

Too much monkey business...

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Influence this."

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Carbon Dating

'Fancy a swift half?'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'