Safari Adventurer Pillows

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

'Sorry guys, it's just procedure. We need a family member to identify the body, while it's still recognizable.'

'You looking for me?'

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Can I get you something to eat?"

"Look, a bug!"

'Trust me... fat lions never attack.'

Butterflies entering a Butterly collectors bar - "...stay calm, act natural, just try to blend in."

He couldn't put his finger on it but there was something about the animals in the new safari park that made Walt suspicious.

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

"Harry, we need you to throw out the car keys."

Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'How many times do I have to tell you?... Let the lions eat first!'

'This is the last time I sign up for your economy elephant hunt!'

Giraffe fishing.

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Add some interest to the shoot by putting the partridge in the foreground."

"I really want to eat that guy."

Giraffe Accidents

"I taste funny? Funny how, like I'm some kind of clown?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Eat me"

'So, you want to hear what it was like in the roaring twenties, huh?'

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!

"I'm sorry honey, can we stalk something else? Watching the zebra herd move gives me motion sickness..."

'They're real big on survival of tha fettest, until the lions start to thin their herd,'

'...thousands arrive together.'

Shocked lion.

'Wow, look at them run! OK, see what we can sell online...'