Safari Adventures Pillows

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

Kite caught on Giraffe.

Hunter with a golf bag for storing his guns.

Kangaroo Shit

"Don't encourage him."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Giraffe Selfie

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Safari.