Safari Adventures Pillows

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

Kite caught on Giraffe.

Hunter with a golf bag for storing his guns.

Kangaroo Shit

"Don't encourage him."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Giraffe Selfie

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Zoo animals.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Safari.