Safari Enthusiast Humor T-Shirts

"Can I order off the menu?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"And that's why you go on safari."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'White meat or dark?'