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'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Leopards do change their spots

Hunter/Tourist/Native/Nerd. Lion Vending Machines.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'White meat or dark?'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."