Safari Enthusiasts Prints

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

I love that new elephant smell.

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Leopards do change their spots

Hunter/Tourist/Native/Nerd. Lion Vending Machines.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'White meat or dark?'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'