Safari Lovers Prints

Backseat Predators

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

"Whiplash..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'White meat or dark?'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."