Safari Lovers Gifts

Backseat Predators

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Zoo animals.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"And that's why you go on safari."

'White meat or dark?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'