Safari Aficionado Gifts

'Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?'

"For full "Lion-Protection", you would need to hire at least three of our agents..."

"I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'White meat or dark?'