African Safari Lover Prints

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"And that's why you go on safari."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'White meat or dark?'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'