Jungle Safari Enthusiast Prints

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Too much monkey business...

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Carbon Dating

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'