Jungle Adventurer Enthusiast Prints

Tarzan gets gypped.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jungle Stores.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"