Safari Park Enthusiasts Prints

'Don't open the window, Agnes. Some of those humans can be downright dangerous.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Leopards do change their spots

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Same old crowd."

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Final selfie

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Based on the background in the antelopes' selfies Dad, they're at 'Dead Tree Hill' today..."