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'Don't open the window, Agnes. Some of those humans can be downright dangerous.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"Same old crowd."

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

Leopards do change their spots

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Final selfie

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"