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Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"And that's why you go on safari."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Whiplash..."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'