Safari Goers Pillows

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Whiplash..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'