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Safari.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

I love that new elephant smell.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Out there we may catch a glimpse of David Attenborough if we're lucky..."

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Romantic Giraffes

Vlad the Impala

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Eat me"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Giraffe Selfie

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

Zoo animals.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Elephant ass selfie.