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'Getting to know the African Cuisine.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Whiplash..."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."