Planning A Safari Trip T-Shirts

'Getting to know the African Cuisine.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Whiplash..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

Neurotics in the tropics

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

The packaging's becoming excessive.