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'Yes, Bwana?'

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

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'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Thug life on safari.

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

The Airport.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

A London gent abroad

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Bath Abbey

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'