Planning A Trip To Africa Gifts

'Yes, Bwana?'

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Thug life on safari.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The Airport.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Western Outfitters.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

A London gent abroad

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Bath Abbey

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'