Moving To Africa Gifts

House cats touring the African safari.

The fate of the emigrant

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Vaccination Passport

Thug life on safari.

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

The Airport.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Learn yourself English.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Animal immigration

"You do not have a QR-Code."

Geese and Angels

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"