Africa Gifts

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'

Thug life on safari.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Campaign for Plain English

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Who's got the hammer?"

Punctuation Police

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

US and the EU

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Detention Center

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship