Africa Pillows

That one? That one? What about that one? Listen, it's getting late, we need to stop browsing and pick something.

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'

Thug life on safari.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Campaign for Plain English

Pretty Flowers

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Who's got the hammer?"

Punctuation Police

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

US and the EU

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."