Moving To Africa T-Shirts

House cats touring the African safari.

The fate of the emigrant

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Vaccination Passport

Airport

Technological Dependence.

Thug life on safari.

The Airport.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Learn yourself English.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Geese and Angels

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Foreigner ready for the hunt

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.