Moving To A New Country T-Shirts

"I have tried telling you several times, my name is Ken and I am from Glasgow."

Mincing-machine and nationals

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Half French/half English.

The American Dream

'Sorry, we can't let you in. You're too ugly.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Why So Many Italian Immigrants Were Called 'Tony'.

Integration into the EU.

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Emigrating to Oz.

'Bloody Brits.'

'Please, you needn't slay a fatted calf in my behalf!'

"Baldo, this is Humberto...he moved to the United States last month?"

'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'

'... Well, if I were moving to Cyprus, I'd put all of my money into mattresses.'

Meghan and Harry's war of independence

Immigration in Cuba

Hope

Arabian Cuisine

"She needs a more American name."

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

"So much freedom to do whatever you like with no one watching! It is great!"

Modern migration

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

'Anything to declare?'

Animal immigration

'In an unexpected development today, 'People for the American Way' relocated its headquarters to Canada.'

'What do you think would help immigrants to learn English?"