Moving To A New Place T-Shirts

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'With Jesse Caldwell's family moving out of town, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Martha, did we receive an eviction notice yesterday?'

'We're thinking of settling down here -- do you folks have bilingual education?'

'We loved the location, so we simply added on.'

Kevin's First Apartment

Life on cloud 8

"He's never fully accepted being a snowbird."

'Water is included with rent.'

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'That's the new kid on the block.'

Save'N Scratch Used Mattress Sale.

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

Goodbye and Good Riddance

"It's easier than trying to remember where you buried everything."

Welcome to the Lake District.

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'California: Here I come!'

Clog Dancing School

Stairs

'It's a new record — I switched long-distance companies eleven times today.'

'You'll love the entertainment these thin walls will give you. The people in the next apartment have some dandy fights.'

"You should have come to see me sooner."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."