Moving To A New Town T-Shirts

"Welcome to homogenizedville!"

'You must be the new guy around here.'

"No, I'm a transplant."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"So, I hear you're new in town."

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"What?"

City church guide: 'I'm new in town and looking fot a church where nose hairs are not sacred.'

'Haven't seen you 'round these parts before. You new in town?'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.

"Trust me! This town will be big enough for you with a walk-in closet and 2 bathrooms!"

High Street

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Omara Portuondo

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.