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An office at the top of a fire escape

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

You should be here.

The grass is always greener.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

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"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

It might take a few years, but Pete knew that one day he would get to know the neighbors.

"And it's close to the subway."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

Why Cows Leave Home

"The city of dreams!" "The city that never sleeps!"

Gadget freak.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"New around here ?"

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Pick a direction.

Apartment buildings springing out of the ground

New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.

"What do you say we go to one of those restaurants where they let you charge your phone right at the table?"

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

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Omara Portuondo

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"I would imagine he's on his way to stop things in the big city."

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