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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Culture Saturday

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Why Cows Leave Home

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

You are here.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.