Relocation To A Modern City T-Shirts

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Culture Saturday

Relaxing in the Sun

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Kensington Fluffies

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Converted Parking Garage

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'