Relocation To A New Place T-Shirts

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I just..."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Jungle Taxi

We never roam anymore.