Relocation To A New Place Prints

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'