Relocation To A New Country Prints

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

New Guy.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

You are here.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Vaccination Passport

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Airport

Technological Dependence.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Jungle Taxi

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

The American Tearoom, Moscow

The Airport.

We never roam anymore.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'