Relocating Overseas Prints

Candour.

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

You are here.

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Vaccination Passport

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Airport

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Technological Dependence.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

The Airport.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'