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"Frank?"

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

You are here.

"I just..."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"