Moving To A New Town Prints

"Welcome to homogenizedville!"

'You must be the new guy around here.'

"No, I'm a transplant."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"So, I hear you're new in town."

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"What?"

City church guide: 'I'm new in town and looking fot a church where nose hairs are not sacred.'

'Haven't seen you 'round these parts before. You new in town?'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.

"Trust me! This town will be big enough for you with a walk-in closet and 2 bathrooms!"

High Street

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Carefree luggage.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help