Moving Abroad T-Shirts

Airport - You are here ... Your luggage is here.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Let's do the continental.

"The strong U.S. dollar lured him overseas."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

South America and Europe by phone.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

'So long losers! I'm off to India to live like a Goddess...'

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'Our computer thinks you should move to Sweden and try to get on public assistance.'

Vaccination Passport

'I never realised how much I enjoyed hating Monday mornings.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Arrivals, Departures and Lost Luggage.

Tourists

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

The Airport.

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'You never said that owning a Swiss bank account involved having to actually live in Switzerland!'

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

Bon Voyage!

Technological Dependence.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

"I took a look at the First Amendment, and some of that stuff isn't funny."

"Wait a minute! I didn't say we were going to Tahiti!"

Airport

The Emigrants

Candour.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'You're the lucky one. My family's being transferred to a country where dogs are on the menu.'