International Move T-Shirts

A London gent abroad

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Now that's an afro!'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Vaccination Passport

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Airport

Technological Dependence.

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Limerick Airport

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Airport.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'